Living in developed country, I’ve come to find we’re just plagued by first world problems, like having to constantly adjust your TV’s volume because ads are louder or not getting wet napkins with your takeout. We’re faced with a world of hardships every day, so here’s a collection of first world problems I’ve stumbled upon, either personally, or via my friends.
“There’s just not enough days of the week to eat all the food I have.”
“Laptop battery died 5 minutes before the movie I was downloading finished, urgh.
“I spend more time looking for something to watch on Foxtel than watching something on Foxtel.”
“Our fridge is so cold the meat didn’t thaw properly.”
“I don’t know what to do with all the Easter chocolate I got this year.”
“I can’t believe I have to leave for the airport at 6am, to go on holidays.”
“I have to wait a whole 5 seconds before I can skip ads on YouTube now.”
“I ordered a skim latte, but got full fat.”
“I’m so full it hurts.”
“Why can’t our dishwasher emptied itself?”
“I have to find a good Timeline shot because Facebook changed again”
“I have to burn the new Coldplay album to a CD to listen to it in the car, because I downloaded it.”
“The air-con is our office is too cold.”
“I get anxious in food courts, there’s just too much food to choose from.”
“Yay! I can get $14 flights in Friday Frenzy ..Oh, I have to fly on a Wednesday? Who could do that – Jetstar is crap.”
“Oh man, I got stupid Strawberry flavour from that free box of chocolates being handed out.”
“I’m paid monthly, so budgeting is really hard for me.”
“I want the iPhone 4s but my stupid 3Gs still works fine.”
“Help, I’ve been tagged in an awful photo on Facebook and can’t untag myself from my iPhone!”
“I have a wardrobe full of clothes, yet nothing to wear.”
“Google isn’t working! How will I find out who Kony is?”
“My iPhone’s weather app is always wrong.”
“I had to write down directions because your address doesn’t come up in my GPS.”
“I ate so much today, my jeans don’t fit right now.”
“Damn it! My dress is still at the Dry Cleaners, now I have nothing to wear.”
“My arm’s sore from the free Influenza Shot my Work organised for me.”
“Is anyone elses’ food in the fridge freezing? My lettuce is frozen, I think our fridge is too cold.”
