I love this time of year, it’s spring in the Eastern Suburbs baby! Step aside wind, rain and jumpers, we have skin to unleash. You may have forgotten about arms, legs, toes and beautiful backs but never fear, they’ve made a comeback. And with the warm weather comes a favourite annual event, Sculptures by the Sea. Locals, the far aways and tourists gather to stroll from Tamarama to Bondi taking in spectacular pieces of art displayed adjacent to our, for lack of a better word, ACETASTIC coast. Here’s a taste of this year’s offerings, I’m not saying they’re the best of the bunch, but they were my favourites. Enjoy.

Spin the bottle.

Someone left the tap on.

Morning swirl.

Which window will it be today?

Keeping watch.

Who put steroids in the Weed-Be-Gone?

Happy elephant! I’m excited about summer, too.

How could I not put in a willy?